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Ming the Merciless
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« on: May 05, 2008, 06:48:53 AM »
So be prepared for Canadian emergencies.
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2008, 09:33:12 AM »
Of course America is ready too!

http://www.ready.gov/america/index.html
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 01:33:15 PM »
Canadian emergencies... like running out of beer? Breaking a lace on your skate right before the game? Dealing with the inevitable influx of American refugees after their economy collapses?
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 03:21:37 PM »
Or a hockey riot!
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 07:34:40 PM »
Canadian emergencies, running out beer during the playoffs when a Canadian team is playing, hockey riots, Red River floods, when Don Cherry slags the Euro players.

God, all I am talking about is beer and hockey.?

And yes, when the American refugees go north of the border to find jobs.
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