More Mormon Weirdness

[Ping the Purrfect]

I first found about this on Dlisted. Apparently the FLDS (Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints) Mormons (yep, those are the creepy polygamist ones) have started a website where one can buy FLDS approved clothing for children and teens. Conservative doesn't even begin to come close to describing it. There a "teen jacket dress" that looks like it was in style around 1840.

And check out this 100% polyester (as many of the garments are) teen "princess dress" that looks more like a nightgown:



It's all here, including the infamous "magic" underwear and masturbation-proof pajamas.

Here's the front page of the site, where there's a bunch of kids who look unnaturally happy:

http://www.fldsdress.com/index.php

[Ming the Merciless]

Okay, I'm noticing a trend here. Why are you sitting around looking at fundie-gear?  Is it in preparation for some sort of kinky role play?

[Dock Ellis]

Hmmm, maybe there's an untapped market out there for fundie porn? Oh wait, I forgot- everything you can possibly imagine already exists somewhere on the internet.

[Ping the Purrfect]

Okay, I'm noticing a trend here. Why are you sitting around looking at fundie-gear?  Is it in preparation for some sort of kinky role play?

Welllll...I normally wouldn't but, the FLDS site was first featured on Dlisted, and then someone posted the URL for Lydia of Purple.

But now that you mention it, kinky role play in Amish costumes sounds like an interesting idea...

"Hey, baby...wanna churn my butter?"

[Shark the Shagger]

I'm excited already.